I learned about the palindrome when I was about six: Adam's simple, comic introduction, "Madam, I'm Adam" or Napoleon's lament, "Able was I ere I saw Elba." Only recently did I learn about the semordnilap, palindrome spelled backwards.
I happen to know that desserts is stressed spelled backwards, the pair of words making a semordnilap.
Any more, I hardly ever look to desserts for comfort when I am stressed out. (Although I used to regularly take the pint of premium coffee ice cream from full to half-mast.)
As a widow, I've developed a couple of wonderful desserts for the person contentedly eating alone at home in his or her sweats or jammies.
One, cover a saucer with a single layer of chocolate chips and microwave for one minute. The chocolate chips may maintain their perky kiss shape or melt completely. Eat--and scrape off--with a spoon.
Two, put about four tablespoons of sugar in a small saucepan or omelet pan, set on the stove at somewhere between warm and low. Watch! Don't wander off, or you will get black sludge stuck to the bottom of the pan.
After a time, the sugar will begin to liquify and caramelize. When this starts to happen, stir briefly with a spatula. After a little more time, the sugar liquid will become a caramelly color. Wait a moment longer while it becomes slightly darker, from honey blond to tawny blond. Meanwhile, butter your trusty saucer.
Snatch the caramel from the heat and pour onto the saucer, using the spatula to help you. As it cools, the caramel will harden into a lovely windowpane of hard candy. Loosen from the saucer if necessary, lift to the eye and see the world in caramel, and bite into it.
Just desserts, I say. And no more stress.
Chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting in the perfect, pop-that-sweet-right-in-your-mouth size.
This image was originally posted to Flickr by SweetPeaCupcakes at http://flickr.com/photos/7758668@N07/503477519. It was reviewed on 25 May 2007 by the FlickreviewR robot and confirmed to be licensed under the terms of the cc-by-2.0.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
"I shall return"
On his way from Alice Springs to Adelaide by train, he issues this statement to the press:
The President of the United States ordered me to break through the Japanese lines and proceed from Corregidor to Australia for the purpose, as I understand it, of organizing the American offensive against Japan, a primary objective of which is the relief of the Philippines. I came through and I shall return.
In April he accepts the Medal of Honor for his defense of the Philippines (such are the ironies of public life) and becomes Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces in the Southwestern Pacific.
The men left behind become Japanese prisoners of war. Those who survive the Bataan Death March and the harsh conditions and cruel treatment at Camp O'Donnell are not freed until January 30, 1945.
The men left behind become Japanese prisoners of war. Those who survive the Bataan Death March and the harsh conditions and cruel treatment at Camp O'Donnell are not freed until January 30, 1945.
General MacArthur does return on October 20, 1944, at Palo Beach, Leyte Island, to begin the first phase of the campaign for the Liberation of the Philippines. The campaign ends successfully on September 2, 1945.
I am going to propose that, instead of the shall in this now-famous catchphrase, General MacArthur meant to use will.
General MacArthur did not remember this point of grammar the way I do, although I dare say his old-lady teacher also wore a self-belted shirtwaist dress and Marcelled her hair. According to the rule, shall signifies a statement of future fact and will signifies a statement of future intent. The good general chose the word that sounded more emphatic, instead of the one that was more emphatic.
Like my teacher, this usage has become all but extinct. Maybe you remember it, if you're as old as I am; maybe you've never heard of it. If you search "shall and will" on the web, you will still find some vestiges of it.
General of the Army Douglas MacArthur smoking his corncob pipe, probably at Manila, Philippine Islands, 2 August 1945.
Naval Historical Center. Photo #: USA C-2413 (Color), photograph from the Army Signal Corps Collection in the U.S. National Archives. Photographer not credited.
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